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Drinking Quotes

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From man's sweat and God's love, beer came
into the world.
-- Saint Arnoldus

"What *is* a cocktail dress?"
"Something to spill cocktails on."
-- William Powell & Jean Arthur

Beer is made by fermentation cause by bacteria
feeding on yeast cells and then defecating.
In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria doo-doo.
-- Unknown

Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any
brain cell that can't live through a good drunk
deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favor,
getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.
-- James Webb (A Country Such As This)

"Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like that time I
took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive."
-- Homer Simpson

A kid knocked over my beer with a Frisbee at the beach once. I threatened him with a lawsuit and then put this curse on him : 'May your voice never change and your zits win prizes at county fairs.' I hate it when somebody knocks over my beer at the beach."
-- Unknown

Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
-- Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. And I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
-- Rodney Dangerfield

'Why don't you step out of those wet clothes
and into a dry martini?'
-- Robert Charles Benchley

Even ugly girls/guys look good when you put your beer goggles on.
-- Submitted by Carol P.

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