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I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
-- Joe E. Lewis
If I saved all the money I've spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.
-- Unknown
The worst thing in the world is a drinking companion with a memory.
-- Unknown
If you are drinking to forget, please pay before you begin.
-- Seen in a bar
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
-- Samuel Johnson
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.
-- Samuel Johnson
Well I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer.
-- Jim Morrison - from "Roadhouse Blues"
I hate singles' bars. Guys come up to me and say, 'Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?' I say, 'No, but I'll take three bucks.'
-- Margaret Smith 
My family, most of them are drunks. I remember when I was a kid, I was lost, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
WARNING! The Surgeon General has determined
that the excessive consumption of alcoholic
beverages could cause you to sleep with
someone you normally wouldn't even talk to!

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