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Drinking Quotes

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A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer
-- Ancient Egyptian Wisdom, 2200 B.C.

Jack is not like us. If he's tired he goes home.
He won't take a nap for a few hours in the bar.
-- Rod R.

A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good,
they look good, and you'd step over your
own mother to get one.
-- Homer Simpson

The man that isn't jolly after drinking,
Is just a driveling idiot to my thinking.
-- Euripides

20 years from now, one of us will be older and wiser. Or one of us will be dead. Whose to say? Me...I need another drink.
-- Midnight on the Firing Line

Beer isn't just beer....beer needs a home.
-- Die Welt, German newspaper, 1976

May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick
ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold
stout from the store.
-- Unknown

I'm a bad drinker. I got loaded one night the next day they picked me up. I was in front of a judge. He said, 'You're here for drinking.' I said,
'OK, Your Honor, let's get started.'
-- Rodney Dangerfield

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but
then I'm in no hurry.
-- Robert Benchley

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time
that's not so bad; but New York City?
-- Henry Youngman

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