Drinking Humor

Drinker's Alphabet

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college

B- Beer: It's what's for dinner

C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a
Thursday night party

D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually
looks pathetic

E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in
your drinking party

F- Feeling Funky: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your
guts out

G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging
beers

H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how
much you drank

I- Imbibe: Eh, just another word for DRINK!

J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or
stagger home

K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation
involving alcohol

M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying

N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside 
someone you don't know

O- Oh Hell!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs.

P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're
drinking beer

Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean
in the morning-YUCK!

R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking
in the toilet

S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while
you were drunk

T- Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town

V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make
Jello

W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin4
god

X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump
it (detox)

Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end

Z- Zima: Zomething Different